EST. 2014 · STILL HERE SOMEHOW VOL. XII · ISSUE 47 — "THE ONE ABOUT THE TARIFFS" FREE (BUT THE BAGS AREN'T)

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In Which We Critique AI Bot Taylor Swift's Latest Accomplishments
CAT INTERACTIONS / FELINE INQUISITION
In Which We Critique AI Bot Taylor Swift's Latest Accomplishments
July 25, 2023 · 3 min · aggressive use of dashes
NEW PRODUCT: Not Being Murdered at the Bottom of the Ocean
PETRIFYING HORROR / SHOP TALK
NEW PRODUCT: Not Being Murdered at the Bottom of the Ocean
June 22, 2023 · 3 min · Many of which are spent crying
Ted and Theodore Investigate: Year End Wrap Ups
FELINE INQUISITION / TED AND THEODORE INVESTIGATE
Ted and Theodore Investigate: Year End Wrap Ups
December 30, 2022 · 4 min · is this the entertainment or the desperation talking?
10 Great Products to Spend Your Stupid Fucking Christmas Money On
SHOP TALK / DEALS
10 Great Products to Spend Your Stupid Fucking Christmas Money On
December 26, 2022 · 5 min · vaguely sexual
CatBagz — Now a Lifestyle Brand
SHOP TALK / THE INTERNET
CatBagz — Now a Lifestyle Brand
December 18, 2022 · 3 min · vaguely sexual
ChatGPT - The Internet's Brand New Boy
SHOP TALK / CAT BAGS
ChatGPT - The Internet's Brand New Boy
December 12, 2022 · 7 min · Many of which are spent crying
Of Sexy Babies and Monsters on Hills
POLITICS / APATHY
Of Sexy Babies and Monsters on Hills
November 24, 2022 · 4 min · aggressive use of dashes
3 Great Stickers You Need In Your Life
SHOP TALK / STICKERS, BUMPER OR OTHERWISE
3 Great Stickers You Need In Your Life
January 14, 2022 · 3 min · may be a metaphor
More Misheard Song Lyrics: What the Fuck Ed Sheeran
MUSIC
More Misheard Song Lyrics: What the Fuck Ed Sheeran
January 10, 2022 · 3 min · mostly bullet points
Prepare Yourself for the Worst Season: Spring
FRUSTRATION
Prepare Yourself for the Worst Season: Spring
January 2, 2022 · 3 min · vaguely sexual
Oh No Baby, What is You Doing?
THE INTERNET
Oh No Baby, What is You Doing?
December 23, 2021 · 3 min · aggressive use of dashes
Your Year in CatBagz
YEAR END POST
Your Year in CatBagz
December 17, 2021 · 3 min · aggressive use of dashes
Bleak Friday Sell-A-Thon
PETRIFYING HORROR / SHOP TALK
Bleak Friday Sell-A-Thon
November 26, 2021 · 2 min · aggressive use of dashes
What Fucking Year Is It?
FRUSTRATION
What Fucking Year Is It?
November 24, 2021 · 2 min · Many of which are spent crying
Funging the Non-Fungible with CatBagz
TECHNOLOGY
Funging the Non-Fungible with CatBagz
November 17, 2021 · 2 min · vaguely sexual
Catbagz.com Presents: HSaaS, Human Suffering as a Service
APATHY
Catbagz.com Presents: HSaaS, Human Suffering as a Service
July 20, 2021 · 2 min · yep...
Lets Go Back to Talking About Free Money
POLITICS / WRITING
Lets Go Back to Talking About Free Money
January 12, 2021 · 3 min · yep...
Hot Sweet Mother of Fucking Colanders
CAT INTERACTIONS / POLITICS
Hot Sweet Mother of Fucking Colanders
January 9, 2021 · 3 min · is this the entertainment or the desperation talking?
Drunk Cat Goes Gifting Several Weeks Too Late
SHOP TALK / DEALS
Drunk Cat Goes Gifting Several Weeks Too Late
January 8, 2021 · 4 min · Many of which are spent crying
Living with Cheeseburger Phone Dreams on a Hamburger Phone Budget
GENERAL DISINTEREST / APATHY
Living with Cheeseburger Phone Dreams on a Hamburger Phone Budget
January 4, 2021 · 1 min · may be a metaphor
Welcome Back to Spen' Dat Stim' - A Stimulating Read On Using Government Stimulus Irresponsibly
SHOP TALK / YEAR END POST
Welcome Back to Spen' Dat Stim' - A Stimulating Read On Using Government Stimulus Irresponsibly
December 30, 2020 · 6 min · Many of which are spent crying
Big Block Singsong is a National Fucking Treasure
THE INTERNET / YOUTUBE
Big Block Singsong is a National Fucking Treasure
May 8, 2020 · 2 min · contains intense regret
Is This Thing Still On?
APATHY / BUSINESS AS UNUSUAL
Is This Thing Still On?
March 23, 2020 · 1 min · may be a metaphor
Fake It 'Til You Make It - What If You Never Make It?
BUSINESS AS UNUSUAL
Fake It 'Til You Make It - What If You Never Make It?
January 15, 2019 · 2 min · Many of which are spent crying
Topical Harry Potter Fiction
WRITING
Topical Harry Potter Fiction
January 10, 2019 · 2 min · Many of which are spent crying
Go Fund Yourself - Money For Nothing, Soil from Dracula's Castle for $10
LAZINESS / SHOP TALK
Go Fund Yourself - Money For Nothing, Soil from Dracula's Castle for $10
January 7, 2019 · 3 min · aggressive use of dashes
Shop Stupid Websites, Buy Stupid Products
DRUNKENESS / DRUNK CAT'S CAROUSEL OF DRUNK PRODUCTS
Shop Stupid Websites, Buy Stupid Products
January 3, 2019 · 4 min · is this the entertainment or the desperation talking?
2018: Poor Decisions Turn Bad, Bad Decisions Get Worse
YEAR END POST
2018: Poor Decisions Turn Bad, Bad Decisions Get Worse
December 31, 2018 · 4 min · contains intense regret
A Pretty Good Proposal
POLITICS
A Pretty Good Proposal
December 27, 2018 · 4 min · vaguely sexual
Merry Catmas to All
GENERAL DISINTEREST
Merry Catmas to All
December 25, 2018 · 1 min · mostly bullet points
Twelve Days of Catmas - Day 13
SHOP TALK / DEALS
Twelve Days of Catmas - Day 13
December 24, 2018 · 2 min · is this the entertainment or the desperation talking?
Twelve Days of Catmas - Day 12
SHOP TALK / DEALS
Twelve Days of Catmas - Day 12
December 23, 2018 · 2 min · yep...
Twelve Days of Catmas - Day 11
SHOP TALK / DEALS
Twelve Days of Catmas - Day 11
December 22, 2018 · 2 min · mostly bullet points
Twelve Days of Catmas - Day 10
SHOP TALK / DEALS
Twelve Days of Catmas - Day 10
December 21, 2018 · 2 min · contains intense regret
Twelve Days of Catmas - Day 9
SHOP TALK / DEALS
Twelve Days of Catmas - Day 9
December 20, 2018 · 2 min · Many of which are spent crying
Twelve Days of Catmas - Day 8
SHOP TALK / DEALS
Twelve Days of Catmas - Day 8
December 19, 2018 · 2 min · mostly bullet points
Twelve Days of Catmas - Day 7
SHOP TALK / DEALS
Twelve Days of Catmas - Day 7
December 18, 2018 · 2 min · Many of which are spent crying
Twelve Days of Catmas - Day 6
SHOP TALK / DEALS
Twelve Days of Catmas - Day 6
December 17, 2018 · 1 min · vaguely sexual
Twelve Days of Catmas - Day 5
SHOP TALK / DEALS
Twelve Days of Catmas - Day 5
December 16, 2018 · 3 min · may be a metaphor
Twelve Days of Catmas - Day 4
SHOP TALK / DEALS
Twelve Days of Catmas - Day 4
December 15, 2018 · 2 min · yep...
Twelve Days of Catmas - Day 3
SHOP TALK / DEALS
Twelve Days of Catmas - Day 3
December 14, 2018 · 2 min · aggressive use of dashes
Twelve Days of Catmas - Day 2
SHOP TALK / DEALS
Twelve Days of Catmas - Day 2
December 13, 2018 · 2 min · vaguely sexual
Twelve Days of Catmas - Day 1
SHOP TALK / DEALS
Twelve Days of Catmas - Day 1
December 12, 2018 · 2 min · aggressive use of dashes
Inquisitive Carl Investigates: Google Reviews of America
FELINE INQUISITION / POLITICS
Inquisitive Carl Investigates: Google Reviews of America
December 10, 2018 · 2 min · yep...
This F**king Place 2: This F**king Planet
CAT JOBS
This F**king Place 2: This F**king Planet
December 7, 2018 · 3 min · is this the entertainment or the desperation talking?
Sunday Rerun-day: Winning At Business, Part 2
LAZINESS / SUNDAY RERUN-DAY
Sunday Rerun-day: Winning At Business, Part 2
May 27, 2018 · 4 min · is this the entertainment or the desperation talking?
Sunday Rerun-day: Winning At Business, Part 1
LAZINESS / SUNDAY RERUN-DAY
Sunday Rerun-day: Winning At Business, Part 1
May 20, 2018 · 3 min · may be a metaphor
Body Like A Backhoe... And Several Other Songs Which Confused Us
MUSIC
Body Like A Backhoe... And Several Other Songs Which Confused Us
May 16, 2018 · 2 min · vaguely sexual
Sunday Rerun-day: Dinner and an Ungulate
LAZINESS / SUNDAY RERUN-DAY
Sunday Rerun-day: Dinner and an Ungulate
May 13, 2018 · 2 min · aggressive use of dashes
Aggressive Passivity: A Helpful Guide to Being Painfully Unhelpful
GENERAL DISINTEREST / LAZINESS
Aggressive Passivity: A Helpful Guide to Being Painfully Unhelpful
May 9, 2018 · 2 min · is this the entertainment or the desperation talking?
Sunday Rerun-day: Beer Chicken
LAZINESS / SUNDAY RERUN-DAY
Sunday Rerun-day: Beer Chicken
May 6, 2018 · 3 min · aggressive use of dashes
Do You Want Any Of This Shit?
SHOP TALK / TED AND THEODORE'S CAROUSEL OF PRODUCTS
Do You Want Any Of This Shit?
May 2, 2018 · 2 min · may be a metaphor
This F**king Place
CAT JOBS
This F**king Place
April 27, 2018 · 3 min · Many of which are spent crying
Let the Power of General Consensus Compel You
BUSINESS AS UNUSUAL
Let the Power of General Consensus Compel You
April 24, 2018 · 2 min · is this the entertainment or the desperation talking?
Introducing Scooter T. Feline's MEET FOR TALKING OR WHATEVER Seminar and Self-Serve Dutch Brunch
CAT INTERACTIONS / CAT JOBS
Introducing Scooter T. Feline's MEET FOR TALKING OR WHATEVER Seminar and Self-Serve Dutch Brunch
April 28, 2017 · 1 min · is this the entertainment or the desperation talking?
You're Officially On Drunk Cats Time
MISCELLANEOUS AUTHORS
You're Officially On Drunk Cats Time
April 21, 2017 · 1 min · contains intense regret
How to Spot Fake News
FELINE INQUISITION / TED AND THEODORE INVESTIGATE
How to Spot Fake News
April 19, 2017 · 2 min · yep...
CatBagz.Com Featured in the April 2017 Edition of 'Desperate Times'
BUSINESS AS UNUSUAL
CatBagz.Com Featured in the April 2017 Edition of 'Desperate Times'
April 13, 2017 · 1 min · Many of which are spent crying
Stop What Yer Doin' Cause I'm About to Ruin the Image and the Style of Your Hand Bags
SHOP TALK / CAT BAGS
Stop What Yer Doin' Cause I'm About to Ruin the Image and the Style of Your Hand Bags
December 23, 2016 · 2 min · may be a metaphor
Ted & Theodore Investigate: E-Commerce
FELINE INQUISITION / TED AND THEODORE INVESTIGATE
Ted & Theodore Investigate: E-Commerce
September 19, 2016 · 2 min · mostly bullet points
CatBagz.com is Doing a Routine Health Check of its Reader, You
FELINE INQUISITION / SHOP TALK
CatBagz.com is Doing a Routine Health Check of its Reader, You
September 16, 2016 · 2 min · contains intense regret
Excerpt from a Medical Ethics Committee
MISCELLANEOUS AUTHORS / FELINE INQUISITION
Excerpt from a Medical Ethics Committee
July 29, 2016 · 2 min · mostly bullet points
Four Signs That You Are On Vacation
FELINE INQUISITION / THE INTERNET
Four Signs That You Are On Vacation
June 13, 2016 · 5 min · yep...
Transcript of Tuesdays Episode of \"SPEN' DAT CASH\"
TELEVISION
Transcript of Tuesdays Episode of \"SPEN' DAT CASH\"
June 10, 2016 · 2 min · aggressive use of dashes
Ted & Theodore Invite You To Stay At Their AirBNB
CAT JOBS / THE INTERNET
Ted & Theodore Invite You To Stay At Their AirBNB
May 20, 2016 · 3 min · may be a metaphor
A Brief History Of CatBagz
SHOP TALK / CAT BAGS
A Brief History Of CatBagz
May 9, 2016 · 3 min · may be a metaphor
The Winner Of Our May 2016 Giveaway Has Been Chosen
SHOP TALK / CAT BAGS
The Winner Of Our May 2016 Giveaway Has Been Chosen
May 6, 2016 · 1 min · contains intense regret
Democracy Comes At A Price
POLITICS / GIVEAWAYS
Democracy Comes At A Price
May 4, 2016 · 2 min · yep...
Ted and Theodore Make Some Memes For You
THE INTERNET / TECHNOLOGY
Ted and Theodore Make Some Memes For You
May 2, 2016 · 1 min · yep...
Lets Be Brutally Honest Here...
SHOP TALK / CAT BAGS
Lets Be Brutally Honest Here...
April 29, 2016 · 2 min · vaguely sexual
Yes, It Will Fit Your Banana
SHOP TALK / CAT BAGS
Yes, It Will Fit Your Banana
April 27, 2016 · 2 min · may be a metaphor
Drunk Cat Signs Off On Another Week
LAZINESS / DRUNKENESS
Drunk Cat Signs Off On Another Week
April 15, 2016 · 2 min · contains intense regret
Oh Well Wednesday
APATHY / OH WELL WEDNESDAY
Oh Well Wednesday
April 13, 2016 · 2 min · mostly bullet points
CatBagz.com Presents - How To Use A Cat Bag
SHOP TALK / CAT BAGS
CatBagz.com Presents - How To Use A Cat Bag
April 11, 2016 · 2 min · vaguely sexual
Ted & Theodore Piddle In Your Panama Papers
FELINE INQUISITION / TED AND THEODORE INVESTIGATE
Ted & Theodore Piddle In Your Panama Papers
April 6, 2016 · 2 min · vaguely sexual
CatBagz.com April Fools Flash Sale
UNCATEGORIZED
CatBagz.com April Fools Flash Sale
April 1, 2016 · 1 min · may be a metaphor
CatBagz.com Interview in This Months Edition of Internet - The Magazine
SHOP TALK / CAT BAGS
CatBagz.com Interview in This Months Edition of Internet - The Magazine
March 30, 2016 · 1 min · aggressive use of dashes
Inquisitive Carl Invents Artificial Incredulence
FELINE INQUISITION / INQUISITIVE CARL'S SCIENCE CORNER
Inquisitive Carl Invents Artificial Incredulence
March 28, 2016 · 2 min · aggressive use of dashes
Sometimes a Couch On Fire Is Just a Couch On Fire
GENERAL DISINTEREST / CAT INTERACTIONS
Sometimes a Couch On Fire Is Just a Couch On Fire
March 24, 2016 · 2 min · yep...
How About All Those Things We Did Last Week?
LAZINESS / DRUNKENESS
How About All Those Things We Did Last Week?
March 21, 2016 · 2 min · contains intense regret
We Did Some Science and Stuff
FELINE INQUISITION / SHOP TALK
We Did Some Science and Stuff
March 14, 2016 · 1 min · yep...
HEY! IT'S FACE PUNCH FRIDAY! BOOP!
CAT INTERACTIONS / MISCELLANEOUS AUTHORS
HEY! IT'S FACE PUNCH FRIDAY! BOOP!
March 11, 2016 · 2 min · may be a metaphor
HUMAN, WHAT IS WITH ALL THIS CABBAGE?
UNCATEGORIZED / FELINE INQUISITION
HUMAN, WHAT IS WITH ALL THIS CABBAGE?
March 9, 2016 · 2 min · may be a metaphor
So, What the Crap's a Cat Bag?
FELINE INQUISITION / SHOP TALK
So, What the Crap's a Cat Bag?
March 7, 2016 · 3 min · vaguely sexual
A Belligerent and Drunken Cat Marks the End of This Work Week
GENERAL DISINTEREST / LAZINESS
A Belligerent and Drunken Cat Marks the End of This Work Week
March 4, 2016 · 2 min · mostly bullet points
Theodore and Ted Investigate: Regurgitated Classics
FELINE INQUISITION / TELEVISION
Theodore and Ted Investigate: Regurgitated Classics
March 3, 2016 · 1 min · contains intense regret
An Evening with Oliver the Chain Bag
SHOP TALK / CAT BAGS
An Evening with Oliver the Chain Bag
March 2, 2016 · 1 min · mostly bullet points
Look at This Dude's Nose
MISCELLANEOUS AUTHORS
Look at This Dude's Nose
March 1, 2016 · 1 min · yep...
Cat Bag Enthusiast Magazine Blingee
SHOP TALK / THE INTERNET
Cat Bag Enthusiast Magazine Blingee
February 28, 2016 · 1 min · vaguely sexual
We're Featured in the February Edition of Cat Bag Enthusiast Magazine
SHOP TALK / CAT BAGS
We're Featured in the February Edition of Cat Bag Enthusiast Magazine
February 26, 2016 · 1 min · contains intense regret
THE FREAKIN' CAT BAGS ARE HERE!
SHOP TALK / CAT BAGS
THE FREAKIN' CAT BAGS ARE HERE!
February 24, 2016 · 2 min · yep...
I'm So Geeked Up About This, Have a Free Coin Purse
SHOP TALK / CAT BAGS
I'm So Geeked Up About This, Have a Free Coin Purse
February 24, 2016 · 1 min · contains intense regret
Britain is Trying to Leave the European Union
MISCELLANEOUS AUTHORS / POLITICS
Britain is Trying to Leave the European Union
February 22, 2016 · 2 min · Many of which are spent crying
Rainwater in a Trash Can Lid
FELINE INQUISITION
Rainwater in a Trash Can Lid
February 19, 2016 · 1 min · vaguely sexual
HAVE YOU SEEN THE EUROZONE'S POLITICAL CLIMATE?
POLITICS
HAVE YOU SEEN THE EUROZONE'S POLITICAL CLIMATE?
February 16, 2016 · 2 min · vaguely sexual
Lazy Thursday Post: Sunday Edition
LAZINESS
Lazy Thursday Post: Sunday Edition
February 14, 2016 · 1 min · may be a metaphor
What Is Up With All This Junk?
CAT INTERACTIONS / FELINE INQUISITION
What Is Up With All This Junk?
February 12, 2016 · 1 min · vaguely sexual
The Puppy Bowl Needs To Have Some Competition
CAT JOBS / TELEVISION
The Puppy Bowl Needs To Have Some Competition
February 9, 2016 · 1 min · yep...
Ted and Theodore Investigate: Flip-flop Fashion
LAZINESS / FELINE INQUISITION
Ted and Theodore Investigate: Flip-flop Fashion
February 8, 2016 · 1 min · aggressive use of dashes
What Do You Mean There's No Reason to Buy Cable Service Anymore
TELEVISION
What Do You Mean There's No Reason to Buy Cable Service Anymore
February 3, 2016 · 2 min · contains intense regret
Here It Is, February, And All I Can Think About Is Donald Trump
MISCELLANEOUS AUTHORS / POLITICS
Here It Is, February, And All I Can Think About Is Donald Trump
February 1, 2016 · 1 min · aggressive use of dashes
Department of Catland Security
CAT INTERACTIONS / MISCELLANEOUS AUTHORS
Department of Catland Security
January 31, 2016 · 1 min · may be a metaphor
Hey, Whatcha Doin'?
AUTHOR INTRODUCTION / CAT INTERACTIONS
Hey, Whatcha Doin'?
January 30, 2016 · 1 min · Many of which are spent crying
Bellyrubs
UNCATEGORIZED / MISCELLANEOUS AUTHORS
Bellyrubs
January 29, 2016 · 2 min · yep...
Lazy Thursday Post
LAZINESS
Lazy Thursday Post
January 28, 2016 · 1 min · Many of which are spent crying
The Birds
PETRIFYING HORROR
The Birds
January 26, 2016 · 1 min · is this the entertainment or the desperation talking?
Ugh... Why?
AUTHOR INTRODUCTION / GENERAL DISINTEREST
Ugh... Why?
January 25, 2016 · 1 min · mostly bullet points
Scooter Here
AUTHOR INTRODUCTION / PETRIFYING HORROR
Scooter Here
January 24, 2016 · 1 min · is this the entertainment or the desperation talking?